One Liners Are the Loneliest Liners

Apr 30

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HOW TO ENTER: Must follow Trouble & Bass on Tumblr, just reblog this photo to be entered into the contest! And make sure and keep up with our tumblr because we’re giving away a free pair of SOL Republic headphones each month! Winner will be announced next Tuesday.

Mar 24

Hey.

Mar 28

Last weekend, I had a date with Miss Anthropy.

I’m not sure if it’s going to work. She doesn’t really like to leave the house.

Mar 8

Some people like ellipses, but they give me pause.

Mar 1

Teen fiction is a new & popular literary demographic, but I don’t need to read it.

I just need to ask a kid “How was school?” I will get all the teen fiction I need. The stories do get a little repetitive, though. I am still waiting to see what happens after “Fine.”

Feb 28

Never ask for a haircut from a literalist.

You’d have to ask a lot of times.

Feb 16

In marketing, it’s important to know your audience.

For instance, you should never wear a sandwich board around cannibals.

A thermostat was originally called a thermo—until somebody needed one REAL QUICK.

Feb 7

They say that money doesn’t grow on trees.

Well, try telling that to somebody who has a money tree.

A font of humor.

I wonder if typefaces have a deputy serif. And if bold typefaces need a drink beforehand.